... in which he gets royally skewered.
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Guy Fieri Parody Menu Prompts Big Online Laughs, with a Side of Accusations
Seems like Guy Fieri just can’t catch a break. First, his new Manhattan restaurant, Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar, gets slammed with the worst (and funniest) review ever. Now the place is being raked through the coals by a jokester who created a bogus restaurant website—with a hilarious fake menu—simply by purchasing the restaurant’s domain name.
“Guy Fieri didn't register his restaurant's domain name, so I picked it up. I think this new menu looks great,” tweeted Bryan Mytko, identified in his profile as a Brooklyn-based programmer. ... While real menu items at Guy's include Dragon Chili Cheese Fries, Ain't No Thing Butta Chicken Wing and "Awesome" Pretzel Chicken Tenders, a choice item on the parody menu is Football: The Meal ($19.95). It's described as "warm, broken hamburgers, served in a clear plastic bag enclosed in a larger, black trash bag. Thrown at you from 40 yards.” There's also “Reno!!! ($26.50), popcorn crusted popcorn chicken stuffed inside Guy's Nuthin' Fancy Meatloaf and superbanged in a volcano of Tabasco butter. We pour it into a Lucite heel, smother it with our own special jalapeno sugarbrew, and set it on your lap on a neon sign. Served drunk and on fire. Add a Cinnabon and two more Cinnabons, $4.95.”
But wait—hold the laughs! Because it turns out that Mytko may actually be a joke thief, which, lucky for the oft-ridiculed chef, has landed Mytko in the hot seat instead of Fieri this time around. ...