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just cooking wrote:hmmm..I wonder what this means??..
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Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents
had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers.
In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally,
in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local
Catholic school. After the first
day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even
kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started
studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little
Zachary was hard at work.
His mother was
amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was
done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time,
he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some
time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the
difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home
his report Card. He quietly laid
it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great
trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise; Little Zachary got
an 'A' in math. She could no
longer hold her curiosity.
She went to his
room and said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?'
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.. Well, then,' she
replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms?
WHAT WAS IT?'
Little Zachary looked at her and said, 'Well, on the
first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they
weren't fooling around.'
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if I'm gonna waste my time, let me waste it on something productive!
Like that video?
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Jun 20 13 1:39 PM
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
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