Does anyone really ever eat goose any more? The closest I used to get to a Christmas goose was when my friend 'Big Dick' (I swear, that was his nick name!!) (he was a very round chef fellow, by the way, in case your mind is wandering in other directions.... ) was when he would pinch my bottom and informing me that I was getting my Christmas goose early. I know...TMI.
Anyway, what are your plans for Christmas this year? Family? Friends? Community service? Sitting alone in a corner, in the dark, switching a light on and off Glenn Close style? And if you are cooking or baking, whatcha making!?